elijah l.

JOB INTERVIEW 3 Guys all wanted the same job- But only one person could get the job, So the owner told them they would have to Have an interview to see who was right for the Job. INTERVIEW: Owner: How would you solve a Math problem? Guy #1: I would get some Paper and do the problem. Guy #2: I am a Smart person, therefore I would use my head. Guy #3: I put my hand in my drawer and PULL OUT A FUCKING CALACULATOR! Owner: How do you tie your shoes? Guy #1: I tie my shoes with bunnie ears. Guy #2: I ask my grandma to tie my shoes for saving time. Guy #3: I buy sketchers Z strappers so I CAN GET TO FUCKING WORK EARLY! Owner: LAST QUESTION, What's the fastest thing in the world? Guy #1: Electricity, Because it can Go to one point to one point in a split second. Guy #2: Thought, Because you can think Xtremely fast. Guy #3: DIARREAH Owner: Really? Explain yourself. Guy #3: Well Before you have time to think, or Turn on your light, YOU TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR PANTS! Guy #3 Got the job.