Christian H.

I met this man from Florida. He was georgeous, nice and funny. He was very compassionate and a great listener. He lifted weights and always stayed active. He was tone and thin. He loved long Walks on the beach and (from what i hear) gave amazing head. I heard he was great in the sack. He was also loaded, filthy rich, but never looked down on anyone for it. He was a self made man and very spiritual. He was an absolute angel. His husbands name was Mark. ... ... ... ... Tell me you didn't laugh! ... ... Or at least smile?

funniness: 3.53

rating: PG-13