Christian H.

Upon seeing a 70 year old patient with no health insurance, a fairly new doctor recomended colon therapy to reduce the immenent risk of colon cancer. "Sir, I'm going to write you a prescription for Tridazapan, you need to take one every morning." "I'm not much into taking drugs," the old man replied. The doctor became quite insistent, "If you dont take this suppository every day there is a good chance you will get colon cancer." Full of youth once more the old man lights up, "You can take your prescription and shove it up your ass!" To which the doctor replies "Ideally."

funniness: 4.23

rating: R