Ginger M.

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says "I want to go to Disney World." Barack says "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane." The second kid says "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 's shoes." Barack says "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!" The third kid says "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!" Barack was a little perplexed by this and said "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid says "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass!"

funniness: 6.52

rating: PG-13