mikayla j.

if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you. chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves. chuck norris invented black. chuck norris invented all the colors, except pink. tom cruise invented pink. chuck norris's computer has no ctrl key. he's always in control!!! chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip. chuck norris can knock out two stones with one bird. if you liked this then look for more entries by me coming soon!

funniness: 6.28

rating: PG