Colaca S.

*Got Any Bread?* A duck walks into a bar. Duck - "Got any bread?" The bartender says: Bartender - "No." D - "Got any bread?" B - "I said I haven't got any bread!" D - "Hmmmm... got any bread?" B - "You're one annoying duck. Ask me again and I shall nail your beak into the floor!" D - "Hmmm... got any nails?" B - "No." D - "Got any bread?" *That'll Be #2.95* A duck walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a pint, mate." The bartender gives him the pint and says, "That'll be #2.95, please." The ducksays, "Just put it on my bill."