Bryan C.

Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that when people see her they run away from her. Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that people do not enjoy looking at her because she is so extremely undesirable. Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that she was once called dirt. Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that she doesn't dress up for Halloween because she is ugly and you are supposed to be ugly on Halloween. Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that when she looks in the mirror she sees something real ugly--her face! Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that when animals come face to face with her they go peepee on her and turn around and run away towards the hills. Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that she can't play records because she's very ugly. Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that she wasn't invited to parties because people didn't like her face. Your female parental unit is so extremely unattractive that when she walks by people they die.

funniness: 3.30

rating: PG