Yue T.

There is a kid name Buttitches. On the first day of school the teacher ask him what his name is he told her and she laughed she asked him again and he told her his name this time she was angry and said to him that if he doesnt give her his name she is going to send him to the principal office he told her his name and got sent to the principal office. There the principal asked him for his name the same thing happened with the teacher except he sent him home instead (sorry I didnt want to retype everything). On his way home he got hit by a car and his mom saw this and ran up to him screaming "OH MY BUTTITCHES OH MY BUTTITICHES!!!" then a cop came by and said "lady if your butt itches then scratch it"

funniness: 3.67

rating: PG