Sima G.

Just a few questions: If toast always lands buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, then what would happen if you dropped a cat with buttered toast tied to its back? If Aladdin could wish for anything except to make someone fall in love with him and to kill anyone, then why didn't he just wish to have a quality that would make Jasmine love him, and for Jafar to not be evil? If Santa is so old and fat, why isn't he dead yet?

rating: PG