Azwi M.

A Coloured girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her flat. She says: ''You come to the front door of the complex where I live ne, and look for unit 14A. With your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find a lift on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the lift you'll find my flat on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you.'' The boy says: ''Neh shap Baby, that sounds mos blaaind easy to find. But why must I do everything with my elbow huh???" Girl says "Excuuuuse me, you're not coming empty-handed? Jirrre,