Julie J.

Thanks to the new technology, women of almost any age can have a baby. Therefore it's no surprise that a 65-year-old woman had a baby recently. After she was discharged from the hospital, her relatives came over to see the new baby. "Can we see the baby now?" one asked. "Not yet. Let me make us some coffee and we can chat for awhile." the woman said. After a half hour went by, the relatives asked for the baby again. She said no. Another half hour went by and the relatives were getting very restless. "When can we see the baby?" they groaned. "When it cries." "Why do we have to wait until it cries?!" "BECAUSE!! I forgot where I put it."

funniness: 8.47

rating: PG