Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Arya A.

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis? - Mypenis ate my homework. - Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! - Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. - I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. - I love giving Mypenis a bath. - At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands. - Mypenis likes it when people pet him. - Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! me(Rob) - Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? - Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. - I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. - Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door. - If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry. - Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys. - Help! I can't find Mypenis! - Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. - Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. - Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. - Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

funniness: 8.10

rating: R

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spider m.

I'm safe from identity theft, no one wants to be me. Great people in history have one thing in commom, they are all psychos. Yogurt is not now and will not ever be a substiute for ice cream. Thanksgiving is wrong, you get the day off but you have to spend it with your family. Rumor has it, that people are having children on purpose. God bless America. (But not any of those other, evil countries.) Smile, it's our only defense against gravity. The worst part about being poor is that you have to live among poor people. Behind every success story is another story about someone having that same exact idea 5 years earlier. Denial: The first step is admitting that there are no problems. If you want revenge on a married man, just call his house and and hang up every time his wife answers. The whoopie cushion is the seat of all humor. Men are free to do whatever they please, just as long as their wife okays it. We cheer Robin Hood when he steals from the rich and gives to the poor, but detest the poor when they do the same thing. In a hundred years you won't have to worry about money. It's okay to be late as long as you bring donuts. Soccer is the only game you can say- "We killed em' 2-0." Arguements between your spouse and you rarely end with whatever. Never, under any circumstance, not even once in a while, is it okay to wear socks with sandals. The two cruelest words ever linked together, mandatory meeting. Never trust a story that has been told more than once. The best weight loss system is sticking a mirror inside of your fridge. and the most important thing.... If you get arrested, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

funniness: 8.15

rating: PG

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Baylie B.

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

funniness: 8.82

rating: PG

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Dan H.

This is a true story that happened my freshman year of high school to my friend Garret McHugh. Garret, our friend Jack Lawrence and I all rode the bus our freshman year. One day, Jack fell asleep on the bus, we didn't realize it because he sat in the back of the bus everyday for annoying the hell out of our bus driver. Anyway, as we got to the school, we got off the bus, and waited for Jack to come off the bus, as always. We got to talking to a few of our friends when we realized Jack wasn't with us and the bus was pulling out. Garret paniced and before he knew what he was saying he ran after the bus yelling "Hey! Let my friend Jack off!" He became one of the most popular kids in school that day.

funniness: 8.45

rating: PG

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bart30 a.

funniness: 8.58

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.12

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG

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Preston s.

Apparently underwear is optional

funniness: 9.17

rating: R

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Eric P.

funniness: 9.15

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tamika b.

funniness: 8.74

rating: PG-13

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