Brandon L.

Once there was a woman with no legs or arms. She was laying on the beach when a man walked by, "Excuse me," said the no limbed woman, "Can you put this sun screen on my back please?" The man shrugged and applied the sunscreen. "Thanks," said the woman "Uhm, May i have a hug?" The man shrugged and hugged her "Thanks" she said, "Ive never been hugged.." "Could you kiss me?" The Woman said The man shrugged and kissed the limbless woman. "Thanks, Ive never been kissed either" "Could you screw me?" Said the limbless woman The man shrugged and picked up the limbless woman, Walked over to the water, And threw her in the ocean "There," said the man "Now, you're screwed"