Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

scott s.

there was this couple that was having trouble with their sex life so they go to the doctor looking for help. the doctor examines both of them for a while and comes back and say, "I think I can help you, tonight when you go to the store pick up some donuts and grapes." he turns to the man and says "take the grapes and try rolling them into her pussy until you get one in and then fish them out with your tongue." he turns to the woman and says "take the donuts and throw them at your husbands dick until you make one, then eat it off." so they go home and try this and have the best sex of their life. they're at a party talking with some friends about this amazing doctor who saved their marriage. hearing this a couple goes to the doctor, explains their situation and so the doctor runs tests to see if he can help. he returns and says "I'm sorry, but I cannot help you." the man pleads with the doctor "please doc you gotta help us, our sex life sucks, and this may save our marriage." after a while of begging the doctor finally gives in "Ok, when you go to the store tonight pick up some apples, and cheerios."

funniness: 8.41

rating: R

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eric h.

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why. The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable". http://www.blue-hamster.com

funniness: 8.58

rating: PG

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Jessica J.

I hope they didn't attend that school

funniness: 8.15

rating: G

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Dan H.

This is a true story that happened my freshman year of high school to my friend Garret McHugh. Garret, our friend Jack Lawrence and I all rode the bus our freshman year. One day, Jack fell asleep on the bus, we didn't realize it because he sat in the back of the bus everyday for annoying the hell out of our bus driver. Anyway, as we got to the school, we got off the bus, and waited for Jack to come off the bus, as always. We got to talking to a few of our friends when we realized Jack wasn't with us and the bus was pulling out. Garret paniced and before he knew what he was saying he ran after the bus yelling "Hey! Let my friend Jack off!" He became one of the most popular kids in school that day.

funniness: 8.45

rating: PG

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howdy w.

Little sally came home from school and told her mom that johnny had shown her his wee wee, before her mom could say anything, sally went on to tell her it reminded her of a peanut. her mom's mind now more at ease, said with a smile, kinda small huh? No mom, it tasted salty.

funniness: 8.18

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.60

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.09

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.03

rating: G

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Eric P.

funniness: 10.00

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.84

rating: G

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