Bret L.

This is a true story! One time, it was close to afternoon, and my dad was hungry for lunch. He tried going to Pizza Hut, but it was full. So he tried this place and got spaghetti. He thought it would be neat to eat out on the patio they had there, so he asked to sit on the patio. Unfortunately, there was a sewer truck sucking out stuff from the sewers about six feet away from where he was sitting, making him the victim of a sinister, vile, atrocious stench. It smelled so bad, he actually threw up all over his spaghetti! Everyone saw it, of course, and he had to leave before he puked again.

funniness: 1.00

rating: PG