Kimberley C.

A blond woman was sitting having a drink at a bar with her friends when she suddenly needed the toilet, she excused herself and went into the ladies lavatories, but once in the cubicle she found that her zipper was stuck and she wet herself. She hoped that her friends would understand and drive her home so went made her way over to the bar where her they were sitting. "What happened to you?" one asked. She blushed and replied, "I couldn't get my skirt off." BLONDS ARE GOLD

funniness: 5.27

rating: PG