Andrea T.

Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton were on a ship that hit a iceberg. Ford screamed, "What should we do?" Reagan said, "Ask Nancy." Bush screamed, "Man the lifeboats," Carter said, "Women and children first!" Nixon said, "Screw the women and children." Clinton asked, "Do you think we have the time?"

funniness: 7.40

rating: PG