Holly A.

This works great as a secret language to use around people you don't like whom you want to insult in front of other people. Old Phrase New Phrase No fucking way.........................I don't think that's feasible You've got to be shitting me...........Really Tell someone who gives a fuck..........Perhaps you should check with.... Ask me if I give a fuck................Of course I'm concerned It's not my fucking problem............I wasn't involved in that project What the fuck..........................Interesting behaviour Fuck it, it won't work.................I'm not sure I can implement this Why the fuck didn't they tell..........I'll try to schedule that sooner When the fuck do they expect...........Are you sure it's a problem to do this He's got his head up his ass...........He's not familiar with the problem Eat shit...............................You don't say Eat shit and die.......................Excuse me Eat shit and die mother fucker.........Excuse me sir What the fuck do they want.............They aren't happy with it with my life Kiss my ass............................So you'd like my help with it Fuck it I'm on salary..................I'm a bit overloaded at the moment Shove it up your ass...................I don't think you understand This job sucks.........................I love a challenge Who the hell died and made you boss....You want me to take care of this Blow me................................I see Blow yourself..........................Do you see Another fucking meeting................Yes, we should discuss this I really don't give a shit.............I don't think it will be a problem He's fucking retarded..................He's a bit confused

funniness: 7.06

rating: R