Jack A.

One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast." She brings me only one piece. I tell her: "I wanna two piece." She says: "Go to the toilet." I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece in my plate." She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!" I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch. Later. I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna fock." She tells me: "Everybody wanna f*ck." I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna fock on the table." She says: "You ain't gonna f*ck on the table you son of a bitch!" So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet." He tell me: "Go to the toilet." I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on the bed." He says: "You better not sheet on my bed you son of a bitch." I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!" I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch." I'm gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci

rating: PG-13