Moe R.

Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.' 'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked. 'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff...' 'What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?'