Joey J.

4 Men are in an airplane, and it looks to be goin down fast, one man starts sobbing, and the others go to comfort him, "Its alright says the pilot to the man, you probably won't feel a thing" "Its not that" says the man "Then what is it" replies the pilot "My mother and law fell out of a plane once" The men quickly became even more sorrowful "When did this happen" asked the pilot "I think it was somewhere in between filling out my will online and jammin the engine with a crowbar, she took the last parachute..."