Two guys were at a bar. A sexy brunette with beautiful hair walked in and sat down on the other side of the counter. "Dude that girl is a nice and easy chick" one of the guys said, glancing at her then returning back to his drink. "Seriously? How many times have you banged her?" the other guy asked, checking the brunette out with interest. "I havent banged her man. Shes a fuckin bitch and always told me to get the fuck away from her whenever I tried to ask her out." said the first guy. "Then how is she nice and easy??" the second guy said, confused. "Dude shes from the Nice and Easy commercial."