Moe R.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a Priest, said: 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied: 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered: 'I am the Father of many.' The boy said: 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' The Priest, getting impatient, said: 'I am the Father of hundreds' and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said: 'Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar'.

funniness: 8.64

rating: PG-13