Zac C.

Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret: #10 Does this come in children's sizes? #9 No Thanks. Just sniffing. #8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind. #7 Mom will love this. #6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable. #5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here. #4 Will you model this for me??? #3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! #2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret: #1 Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

funniness: 7.30

rating: PG