Glyn L.

It was a sunny day and i was having my usual evening drive, when all of a sudden three african americans, walked out infront of my car. I didt have to time to break so i put the pedal to the metal. Hitiing all three of them. One of them smashed through my windscreen, the second, dented my bonet, and the third flew 20 yards down the road. A police officer nearby , witnessed the whole incodent. He was a very kind officer, he charged the first man with breraking an entering, the second with damging property, and the third with fleeing the scene.......

funniness: 4.00

rating: PG