damian h.

okay, a bored, husband who is mistreated by his wife is having an affair with his secretary, they could no longer hold their passions and ended up having sex until eight O'clock in the morning, the husband quickly gets up and tells the secretary to wipe his shoes in the mud while he gets changed, confused, the secretary did what she was told, the husband then drove home in a hurry and found his wife waiting at the front door, the wife, who was very annoyed, asked where he'd been "i cant hide my shame any longer, i've been having an affair with my secretary and last night we had sex until 08:00" heartbroken, the wife looks at his shoes and her expression completely changed and screamed "you lying bastard! you've been playing golf!"