Mark H.

A man died and arrived at the gates of heaven. He was assigned to a guide to be given the grand tour. They entered a huge building and started down a long hallway. Soon they came to a big door. The man looked inside and saw a huge crowd of people dancing, laughing and having a generally great time. "Who are they?" He asked. "Those are all the Protestants." was the answer. They continued down the long hallway and soon came to another, similar door. It also was wide open and the man looked inside and saw a similar sight. Crowds of people just having a wonderful time. "Who are they?" He asked. "Those are all the Jews." was the reply. They then continued down the long hallway and soon came to another, similar door. This door, however, was closed. The guide said. "Shhh, we have to pass this door very quietly." "Why?" Asked the man. "Those are the Catholics. They think they're the only ones here."

funniness: 6.86

rating: PG