Josh P.

Paddy and Finny are called to the morgue to identify the badly burned body of their friend Shamus. The doctor says to the two men, "Can you confirm this is Shamus's body?" Paddy turns the body over and looks at the bum and says, "No, I don't think this is Shamus." Finny also looks at the bum and says, "No, this is definately not Shamus." The doctor asks them, "How can you tell that from just looking at the behind?" Paddy says, "Well, when we used to go down the pub with Shamus, everyone used to say, 'Look, it's Shamus with those two arseholes!'"

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