Patricia R.

im not trying 2 copy that guy's joke that's titled DIEvorce, but here's a story that i made up that's pretty much true. one day, a lady named dianne reha got a boyfriend. she found him on the internet. it turned out he was a dog, but who cares, she married him anyway. one day, she was listening to the origional peanut butter and jelly time with a dancing bananna icon and heard her daughter (she's a chocolate lab. how adorabul!) scream the words HERPES! yes, her husband had herpes. so she shot herself but before that she filed for a DIEvorce. the end. PS and they lived happily ever after without her. THE REAL END.

funniness: 1.35

rating: PG