Gabe R.

There are three animals sitting around a fire. A dog, a cat, and a penis.They're all talking about how tough their lives are. The cat goes first " I have it so tough, my owner makes me use the restroom in a litter box". Next the dog says " You're lucky, I have to piss on a fire hydrant". Then the penis says " You both have it easy, my owner puts a rubber bag on my head and makes me do pushups until I throw up."