Gary J.

Three men were sentenced to die - an American, a Russian and an Irish. They were given the opportunity to choose their mode of death. The American chose the electric chair (as it was popular with Americans) and received the shock of his life (literally speaking). The Russian chose to die through a game of Russian Roulette. He received a bullet through his head (he was the participant to start off the game, with six bullets in the revolver...). The Irish chose to die of AIDS. A doctor was thus brought in and he was injected with the HIV virus. After receiving the injection, the Irish started to laugh. The doctor and the executioner were very surprised and enquired the Irishman of his strange behaviour. The Irishman triumphantly declared, "I've tricked you guys. I'm wearing a condom."

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG