Jeckel F.

Why do women skydivers wear a cup? So they don't whistle on the way down. Why do cavemen drag women around by there hair and not there feet? So they dont fill up with rocks. Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave snail trails. How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all just sit in the dark and bitch about it. Why is the wedding dress white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and the fridge. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. Why do women from texas have bowed legs? Because cowboys like to eat with there hats on. You know how women with big breasts work at Hooters? Where do women with one leg work? IHOP What is the biggest joke of all time? Women's rights.

funniness: 3.00

rating: R