charlie g.

a tourist visits London and is looking around at Thames and he sees a very old looking man sitting at a bench looking very content. so the tourist walks up to him and says, 'excuse me i hope you don't mind my asking but you look so content what is your secret?' and the man replies ' i smoke 5 packs of cigarettes a day and have about 6 pints of beer a day too' and the tourist asks ' and how old are you might i ask?' and the man says 'twenty two'