Roisin O.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman ''Do you have any bread??'' The barman replies ''No'' He asks the barman again ''Do you have any bread??'' The barman replies ''No'' He asks the barman again ''Do you have any bread??'' The barman replies ''No and if you ask me again i'll nail you beak to the counter!!'' He asks the barman ''Do you have any nails??'' The barman replies ''No'' ''Do you have any bread??''

funniness: 4.53

rating: G