john f.

A little girl and an older guy were walking together. the guy says hey you wanna come home with me? the girl says no my mom says i cant and i really dont want to. the guys says ill give you a cookie. the girl says okay. then when they get to the house the guy says hey do uwanna get in the shower with me? the girl says my mom says i cant and i really dont want to. the guy says ill give you a cookie. the girl says okay. so they get in the shower and the points at his "ding" and says whats that? he says thats minime. after they get out he says hey do u wanna stay the night? the girl says my mom says i cant but i really want to. so she stays the night and in the morning the guy wakes up and blood is all over the covers. the girl is in the corner and the guy says WHAT HAPPENED?! the girl says innocently minime spit at me so i bit his head off...

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