Roy P.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up. Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead? A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote. Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss them. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." Q: What do men and tile floors have in common? A: If you lay them well, you can walk on them for years. HIM: "Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?" HER: "Because you're never home when it happens."

funniness: 7.47

rating: R