Roy P.

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. * A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he has just cleaned the whole house. * If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. * A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. * Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. * Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. * A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. * Help keep the kitchen clean.... Eat out. * Housework done properly can kill you. * Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. * My next house will have no kitchen ..... just vending machines.

funniness: 6.63

rating: G