Da Candi Gurl g.

once there was a gay man, a jewish man, and a black man,they all died Once at the heavens gate, God told them that he would allow them one day back on earth to do what ever it is they wanted to do but the all had to give up one thing. The gay man gave up anel sex , the jewish man gave up garlic, and the black man gave up money, God said "okay" than sent them downto earth. Once there the jewish man smelled garlic bread and he had to have some " One bite won't hurt" he thought, he took a bite than he went to hell. The black man saw a 100 dollar bill on the ground "Can't do nothing without money" than the black man bent down to pick it up, than he and the gay man both went to hell.

rating: PG-13