Sandy M.

One day, Little Red Riding Hood was going to visit her grandma. As she was about to walk out the door, her mother asked her where she was going. "I am going to visit my grandmother." She said. "You must be careful, the big bad wolf is there and he likes to play with boobies." said the mother. "It's ok, I have my gun with me." she says She continues out the door and down the road when she comes upon her father out in the fields. He too, asked where she was going. She responded the same as she had to her mother. "You must be careful, the big bad wolf is out there and he likes to play with boobies." he said "It's ok father, I have my gun with me." she said She continues on her way and starts into the woods. Suddenly the big bad wolf pops out in front of her. He says to her, "Little Red Riding Hood, I'm gonna play with your boobies!" She pulls her gun out and points it at him and says: "No you're not, you're going to eat me, just like the book says!!"

funniness: 6.91

rating: PG-13