Kim V.

A man walking down the street passes by a blonde and sees she has a string around her finger and its tied to a tree. He asks "What are you doing?" She replies "I got hit by a brick today on my head, I just wan to kill myself now" He said "Well if thats the case then why dont you hang yourself by your neck?" She replied "Hello!, I already tried that i CANT BREATH!!!"

funniness: 4.61

rating: PG