rae g.

One day a guy walks into a tattoo parlor and he tells the tattoo artist that he would like a tattoo of a 100.00 dollar bill. The artist says "Ok I can do that for you where would you like it?' The guy replies " On my dick." The artist surprised asks "Why there?" The man replies "When my wife wants to blow a 100.00 dollars I can enjoy it and it won't cost me anything.