shane r.

MICHAEL JACKSON AND A CATHOLIC PRIEST ARE ON VACATION IN IRELAND. WHILE WALKING AND TALKING OF THEIR EXPLOITS, A RAINBOW SUDDENLY APPEARS. THEY BOTH RUN TO THE END OF THE RAINBOW, WHERE A LEPRACHAUN IS SITTING ATOP A POT O' GOLD. "YOU CAUGHT ME LADDIES, YOU CAN HAVE ME POT O' GOLD OR ONE WISH." SAID THE LEPRACHAUN TO THE TWO. MICHAEL JACKSON QUICKLY SAYS" I DON'T NEED MONEY, BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS ME TRULY, ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO BE A LITTLE WHITE KID. SO I WISH I AM A LITTLE WHITE KID." AS MICHAEL MAGICLY BECOMES THE WHITE KID HE DREAMED OF, THE LEPRACHUAN TURNS TO THE PRIEST WHO SAYS," OUR CHURCH REALLY NEEDS NEW ROOF,AND THE GOLD WOULD HELP FEED ALOT OF FAMILIES, BUT I WISH MICHAEL JACKSON IS MY ALTAR BOY."

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