Kameron A.

A bunch of small witty (cheap) jokes What do you call a man with some bacon on his head? -Hammed What do you call a man with two bits of bacon on his head -Muhammad What do you call a man between two buildings? -Ally What do you call a man with two bits of bacon on his head standing between to buildings? -Muhammad Ali What do you call a man that floats? -Bob What do you call a man standing under a car? -Jack What do you call a man with a number plate on his head -Redge What's the difference between a french man been run over and a hedge hog been run over? -The hedge hog has got skid marks before it How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? -Open the fridge put the giraffe in and close the the fridge How do you put an elephant in a fridge? -Open the fridge take the giraffe out put the elephant in and close the door The Lion King wishes to put on a animal meeting all animals must attend what animal isn't there -The elephant; he's in the fridge remember! There is a river but there are crocodiles inhabbiting it how do you cross? -Doesn't matter if they live there. They're at the animal meeting .... so you just swim across!

funniness: 4.43

rating: G