Nellie C.

Once upon a time there were three men. Their nicknames were Poop, Shut up, and Manners. They were all friends and decided one day to go to a bar. So they got in the car, but got in an accident. Poop fainted and Manners was trying to pick him up to get him into the car. Shut up ran over to a payphone, and called 911. The man who answered asked his name. Shut up said shut up. Then the man asked, "Where are your manners." Shut up replied, "Outside scooping up Poop."