Ellie p.

A blonde has this red sports car, convertible with the top down. She drives over to her boyfriend's mansion. When they're inside kissing, it starts raining. The blonde says HOLY CRAP!!! She runs outside to her car to put the top down, and realizes she lost her keys. She sees the keys and calls the key company. Once they pick up, she says," Please, Dear God, HELP ME!!! It's pouring rain, my convertible top is down, and my keys are locked in my CAR!!!"

funniness: 4.27

rating: PG