Anya L.

Here are the Answers to those questions guys want to ask. It's time to come clean, gents. Here and now, for all the world to see, I feel compelled to reveal all the questions men have crawling around in their heads ? the questions we're desperate to have answered but scared to death to ask our women. 1) Why do you all wish we were more like John Cusack?(Not all of us think that way, but he was a nice guy and all girls like nice guys) 2) Do you or don?t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and we?ll act accordingly.(Sometimes we do sometimes we don't but if you do it then we will be thankful even if we don't show it.) 3) How can you look so cute in pigtails?(Because it makes us look like cute little girls that's how) 4)Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He?s old enough to be your father, for crying out loud? Seriously.( Don't know why girls like him.) 5) When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We really can do both.(We want both, but support is a lot better.) 6) How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?(Because we can always find time to shop we are women) 7) Do you ever get tired of watching The Sound of Music?( yes but we want to see how long until you crack) 8) Why is each anniversary such a big deal to you? I'm not talking about yearly anniversaries, but our first date? Our first kiss? The first time I met your mother?(we just want to know that you remember so you don't forget our wedding anniversary) 9) Do you think I'm better looking than Brad Pitt?(Most of the time, yes you are better then Brad Pitt, if you weren't we wouldn't be with you.) 10) How can you always remember those little things, like Great-Great Aunt Emma's birthday or the anniversary of Cousin Susie's dog's death?(we are women, and we have emotions, enough said) 11) Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?(because we want to know if you are listening to us, and we want you to agree with us.) 12) How can you always be up for going shopping?(because shopping makes us happy, we like shiny things) 13) Chest hair ? good or bad?(this depends on your body type) 14) Boxers or briefs? Be honest.(boxers, because briefs make you look so small) 15) Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?(Because in real life the guys are freaks and usually end up beating us. Have some consideration for our well being) 16) Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?(Because we are not scared to ask for anything) 17) How do you innately seem to know what can or can?t go in the dryer?(It says so on the label, duh) 18) Why do you always complain about your mothers and then end up talking to them for hours upon hours?(Because we don't want to make them mad, they kind of control our lives) 19)Why do you always go to the bathroom in groups?(because we don't just go to the bathroom, we talk about you when we are in there) 20) Facial hair. Good or bad?(depends) 21) Looks or money?(neither looks or money matter, it is all about personality) 22) When you ask, ?If I died, would you remarry?? What exactly are you looking for?(the answer for that would be NO) 23) If I died, would you remarry?(Hey we have to get by some how.) 24) Does your dad like me? No, seriously.(OUr fathers will never like you. we are their daughters, point said) 25) How do you manage to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? No, seriously.(it's a girl thing)