Alex G.

A babysitter called Kevin went to babysit a three year old girl called Mandy. Kevin had just gone to the toilet when he saw Mandy gaping at his penis. "What's that?" she asked. In reply Kevin said "Oh, that's my little man" Mandy asked if she could play with him but to her disappointment Kevin said "Maybe later" A bit later Kevin fell asleep. He woke up 2 hours later in hospital. Confused he asked Mandy "Why am I here?" Her reply was: "Well. I was playing with your little man when it stood up. I thought it was challenging me to a fight so punched it. It spat at me so it bit it's head off!"

funniness: 4.53

rating: R