mary j.

why are dumb blonde jokes so short? because brunettes want to rememeber them and because the men would undersatand them. -------------------------------------------------------------- why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? it had no guts. ---------------------------------------------------------------- what do u get when you pass a warewolf and a vampire? you get a fur coat that hangs from your neck. ------------------------------------------------------------- why dont skeleton go to town? because they dont have any body to go out with. ---------------------------------------------------------------- what do u call a person who puts poison on other people's corn flakes? a cereal killer. -------------------------------------- what did one ghost say to the other? "do you belive in ghosts". --------------------------------------- why do witches use brooms to fly on? beacuse vaccum cleaners are too heavy. --------------------------------------- what is zombies fav. street? the dead ends...

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