Michael F.

A young nun and her mother superior in street clothes were driving a car when they came to a red light. The young nun driver dutifully stopped and waited for green. While the light was red a drunk staggered across the street in front of the car. The light turned green, but the drunk was still in front of the car. The young nun beeped the horn. The drunk turned around, gave her the finger and started cursing. The young nun looked at the mother superior and said "oh my, he does not know we are nuns." "What should I do?" Mother superior said "show him your cross." The young nun leaned out the window and said "hey )_&*^%, get out of the -8665 road."

funniness: 4.45

rating: PG