Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Virginia M.

The first time I had sex...... I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said,"Just a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me > into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to put the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did." And held up my thumb to show her.

funniness: 8.66

rating: PG-13

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jim b.

On a gambling holiday in Las Vegas, Stanley loses all his money. He does not even have enough money for the taxi to the airport, and to his bad luck, the cab driver realizes this two miles away from the airport. Stanley is kicked out and forced to walk the last two miles. Next year he comes back to Vegas for his annual week of gambling. This time, he wins big! On his last night, Stanley sees the cab driver who kicked him out of his car last year. He's the fourth car in a line of taxis outside the hotel Stanley's staying at. He decides it's the time and place for a little harmless payback. Stanley goes up to the first taxi and motions for the driver to roll down the window. "Hi, good evening. How much do you charge for oral sex? I'm really in the mood for a blowjob," Stanley says to the driver. The driver gets very agitated at this, and yelling "Fuck off!" rolls up the window again. Stanley repeats this process with the second and third cabs in line. They both decline his offer, seething with indignation. When Stanley gets to the fourth cab, the one who made him walk to the airport, he changes his offer. "Hi, good evening! How much do you charge for a trip to the Bellagio Casino?" he says. The cab driver answers "That's about 20 dollars, hop in," not recognizing his client at all. As the cab passes the three other ones in line in front of it, Stanley does a little thumbs up and winks at all the other drivers.

funniness: 9.46

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.76

rating: PG-13

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crystal s.

funniness: 8.16

rating: G

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lochard d.

this was actually on the website.

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG-13

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Paul Z.

funniness: 8.58

rating: PG

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Buzz B.

funniness: 8.70

rating: PG

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Moe R.

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots.. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.' The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.' The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.' The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice.. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.' The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.' The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!' 'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies. ' Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself.

funniness: 9.53

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.97

rating: PG-13

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Jessica s.

funniness: 9.95

rating: G

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