Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Steve B.

www.youtube.com/sprogg07

funniness: 8.67

rating: PG

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shy g.

Snow in Goa A lady goes on vacation alone to Jamaica, wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you!" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says,.. "I knew you would make fun of it." The lady replied, "Its my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had... 8 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica."

funniness: 8.09

rating: PG-13

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TJ C.

funniness: 8.49

rating: G

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chris g.

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next.". They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

funniness: 9.26

rating: PG

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Moe R.

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong -- and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it: A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" He replied, "There's something wrong with my dick." The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you." The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering. The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear." The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?" "I can't piss out of it." The waiting room erupted in laughter. The lesson: Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose

funniness: 9.77

rating: PG-13

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Jessica W.

Tisk, tisk

funniness: 8.22

rating: G

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Paul Z.

funniness: 8.58

rating: PG

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Turk G.

funniness: 8.29

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.86

rating: G

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miguel c.

Thanks for the tpis!

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG

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